The Cure for "Local Feet"

So you're already saying to yourself - "What the heck are local feet?"  It's when you have layer upon layer of calluses on the bottom of your feet that are so thick and tough it's the equivalent of the sole of a shoe.

Local feet are extremely desirable to a large portion of the Hawaiian population.  They are what enables you to go walking around in the ocean without having your feet shredded by the lava rock.  They also come in handy when you blow out one of your slippahs in the middle of the summer and have to walk across the parking lot to the store to get another pair, or when you step on a centipede in the middle of the night, or when you come across the bullheads the missionaries planted so the local people would stop going barefoot, or when you don't see the jellyfish on the beach.  You get my point. 

However, local feet are undesirable to a large portion of the world's population.  Men want women with sexy feet and women want men with sexy feet.  Hard, scratchy feet are unattractive.  You want your feet to glide along your partner's skin.  Women who wear strappy little sandals don't want "unsightly" calluses.  Have satin sheets on your bed?  You certainly don't want the calluses on the bottom of your feet snagging on them.

So if you (or someone you know) have local feet and don't want them anymore, my Conditioning Scented Pumice Stones are the solution.  Sure, you could go to the store and buy a plain pumice stone and use it, but it won't contain skin softeners and it won't be scented.  It will get the job done, but not as pleasantly.

I take extra large pumice stones (5 1/2" x 2" x 1/2") and infuse them with scented coconut oil.  Every time you use my conditioning scented pumice stones the coconut oil is released to absorb into, soften and condition the skin while leaving your feet smelling nice.  I include an extra bottle of scented oil and instructions so you can "refresh" your stone if you feel the need to.  With over 100 scents to choose from it would be hard not to find one that titillates your senses.

While I enjoyed having local feet when I lived in Hawai'i, I found it hard to maintain them on the mainland - and it grosses people here out.  I use my conditioning scented pumice stone a couple times a week to keep my feet silky soft. 

Try one yourself or give one as a gift - I'm certain you'll like the results.